Teddy Bears can be jerks.
He told me I knew him better than anyone.
He wanted to talk to me first when he was scared or extremely happy or sad.
Then one day he was cuddling with me and said, “I can feel this with other people too. This isn’t special.”
My first thoughts were defensive.
Yeah well I’ve been dating you and another man at the same time for almost a year now so look who is feeling similar things with other people also…
I can feel this exact way with other men… Case, no you can’t. Not this way.
You could sense this statement coming from a mile away, calm down, its okay.
Something to stick it to ya.
He was telling the truth though not trying to be mean, too much sticking.
This must mean he is seeing another girl.
Oh wait this means he is apathetic towards me. He can feel this with anyone.
Would this be considered apathetic? If it isn’t it feels the same as what I think that word means. Apathy is the worst. The worst.
Yeah he must be seeing someone who will be his new number one. Shit.
I didn’t say anything in response. I wanted to pretend.
I probably should have so the end could have come sooner than it did.
Maybe we could still be friends now if I said something.
I think my youngest cousin is too old for teddy bears.
I guess I can give him to Good Will.
Do they accept stuffed animals?
What if some art fag buys him and cuts him up?
What if she is prettier than me?
What if he gets bed bugs in Good Will?
He hates bed bugs…Case everyone hates bed bugs.
He can take care of himself.
He doesn’t want you anymore.
I hope he gets bed bugs.
He can take care of himself.
Besides the hype, besides the technical fuckups of NASDAQ, besides the overvaluation and offering too many shares during their IPO, I think the reason Facebook’s stock is failing as much as it is right now is that people have come to realize that Everybody’s Favorite Social Network is just too obnoxious, intrusive, and data-scrapingly assholish in the way it treats everyone from its most ardent users to, sadly, people on third-party platforms like, I dunno, TUMBLR, that perhaps want nothing at all to do with the privacy black hole that is Mark Zuckerberg’s dickishness incarnate but wake up and log on to find THIS UTTER BULLSHIT.
I go on Tumblr to be on Tumblr, Tumblr. Please leave the shitty Facebook tactics to Facebook.
Cosigned.
What they said.
